Ali. 17. Caged bird living in a "free country".
 Kitten(s)
A bullet hurts less
than the emotional trauma you put me through with all your games.

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

(Source: prekrasnoe-mngnovenie)

buzzfeed:

You can’t force a meme, but you shouldn’t keep it hidden away from the world, either.

(Source: adulthoodisokay)

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

sassy-aleks:

I now have new goals set

Russell Howard is my king

(Source: awesome-)

accepted-nerdom:

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:

usually

I love how Drake loses it

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Fallout- Marianas Trench [x]

(Source: outfoxfate)

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riseofthefandomfollowers:

No matter where you pause this part, it’s hilarious