Ali. 17. Caged bird living in a "free country".
"I believe in the end of the world. It's inevitable. But, I think we're all going to kill each other before the earth and the sun collide." -Hodge
Welcome to hell
where all your dreams come true!

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harrysbroadshoulders:

*slips into the lava*

*tries to keep from going under*

You: *turns temperature hotter*

*burns up*

*burns up*

*for you baby*

tags → #attractive 
hackerbentacost:

The twentieth anniversary edition of the Princess Bride has one of the nicest ambigrams I’ve seen

hackerbentacost:

The twentieth anniversary edition of the Princess Bride has one of the nicest ambigrams I’ve seen

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canthandletroyler:

i wasnt expecting that

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elodieunderglass:


foxyplaydate:

thatblondeperson:

blaineitontheapplejuicee:

mirijade:

jayrockin:

fahrae:

brootalnoodles:

imgengy:

i paid $150 for this textbook 

what

screams

hot

Better than 50 Shades of Grey.

octopus 

Ok before I realized this was about an octopus…..that was the most terrifyingly disturbing thing I had ever read.

I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN THE MAN HAD FIVE ARMS AND HAVEN’T STOPPED YET

my blog is too much randomized anger and roaring here is octopus sex

elodieunderglass:

foxyplaydate:

thatblondeperson:

blaineitontheapplejuicee:

mirijade:

jayrockin:

fahrae:

brootalnoodles:

imgengy:

i paid $150 for this textbook 

what

screams

hot

Better than 50 Shades of Grey.

octopus 

Ok before I realized this was about an octopus…..that was the most terrifyingly disturbing thing I had ever read.

I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN THE MAN HAD FIVE ARMS AND HAVEN’T STOPPED YET

my blog is too much randomized anger and roaring here is octopus sex

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hvlloween:

the-alltimelow:

the-alltimelow:

How do you find an all time low fan you ask? I’ll show you.

*cough*

I GOT UER PICTURW IM COING WITH YOU DAER MARIA COUNT IN

fuckingn00b:

phobs-heh:

khan2kool:

sassafras-manson:

ryanvallejo:

ktkeen96:

theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

Its been a year

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